Published: May 1st 2009 - at 6:23 pm

Private Eye on McBride / Guido saga


by Sunny Hundal    

This piece was published in the latest fortnightly edition of Private Eye. I thought it was too interesting and delicious to pass up and wrote it up since it’s not available to link online. It does a great job of capturing the hypocrisy of all involved. Those bored by this saga look away now….

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Blog Standard (1 – 14 May 2009, page 5)

Congratulations to blogger Paul Staines on his spectacular scoop with the McBride/Draper emails. Congratulations too for his belated realisation of the superiority of the “dead tree press” in choosing to print not a word from them on his own “Guido Fawkes” website and hand them over instead to the Sunday Times and News of the World.

That allowed Rupert Murdoch’s lawyers to take on the legal risks and the potential costs over which the fearless Fawkes had been fretting for some time as well as allowing for the addition of a good dose of the hypocrisy and humbug against which his blog is dedicated.

The Sunday Times and News of the World duly put on a splendid show of high-minded disgust.

“Any rumour or tittle-tattle was apparently fair game for Mr McBride, the more embarrassing the better,” the Sunday Times sermonised. “He will not be missed. But the culture in which he operated survives him. If the prime minister wants to remove the poison from British politics, he has to ensure he has eradicated it from Downing Street.”

The paper hasn’t always regarded this poison as too toxic for its own consumption. As the Guardian revealed last week, McBride was fingered as the man responsible in 2004 for taking out of context comments from senior civil servants at a confidential seminar and leaking them to the Sunday Times, with the purpose of showing Tony Blair in a bad light.

Meanwhile, the easily shockable Screws thought the emails “vicious and vile”. It was appalled by McBride’s claims that George Osborne “knows the most embarrassing photos from his past have yet to emerge”, and that it might be fun to spread rumours about his family.

“This is merely part of an absurd smear campaign to divert attention from the issues that matter,” said Osborne, “and I am confident that people will not be distracted by this rubbish.” Actually, that was Osborne speaking in 2005, after the Screws published photos of him with a prostitute, Natalie Row, and, it alleged, drugs in the same shot. Despite the fact that this story has since been removed from the paper’s website at the behest of lawyers, the Screws seems to have an even bigger fixation than McBride about the Osborne family and prostitutes.

Last October, it returned to Rowe, who obligingly recalled how she had let Osborne and friends watch an S&M session with one of her clients: “None of them hid the fact they liked it and they weren’t embarrassed. They were turned on by it.” It has also published stories about a relationship between Osborne’s brother and a prostitute for no other reason than that he is related to the Shadow Chancellor.

“Perhaps the most appalling smear was the false rumour that David Cameron suffers from an embarrassing problem,” gasped the Screws. “We have decided not to disclose the nature of it.”

This came a mere month after the paper taunted a “certain Premiership Star” whom it accused of having made “a secret after-hours visit to an STD clinic so your lovely and unsuspecting girlfriend would never know. But did you really think The Snitch [the paper's gossip columnist] wouldn’t find out?”

Writing for the Times a few days later, Staines finally declared himself “aghast at the sheer haw-dropping viciousness of the expurgated smears” McBride was prepared to circulate. “Reading them was like the first time you see hardcore pornography – revolting and intriguing at the same time.”

Anyone wishing to experience a similar reaction should simply hasten reaction to Staines’s blog entry of 30th November 2006, where he records that day’s announcement of four-month-old Fraser Brown’s diagnosis with cystic fibrosis and allows his followers to have their say. Their comments – still displayed by Staines two and half years later – include genuinely jaw-dropping comments about the son’s illness, his paternity and his father’s sexuality. These make McBride’s smears look almost gentle and show the blogosphere in typically unhinged and rancid mode.

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Reader comments


Charlie Brooker’s Newswipe covers this and compares the whole McBride vs Gudio saga to two giant monsters made of shit fighting it out in some kind of nightmarish Godzilla film:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00k3687/Newswipe_Episode_6/

I watched that last night – the whole episode is bloody excellent.

3. Shatterface

Brooker’s programme is the best thing on TV and you can pick up more about the media from his show than three years at Uni. Harry Hill’s funnier though.

Still, hasn’t this Guido story run it’s course by now?

And whether he’s the feerless investigative reporter he thinks he is or just a pompous nerd with too much time on his hands, he’s really NOT the story – which is that New Labour insiders were behaving like arse-holes.

Everytime you bring up Guido you just remind us what Draper and MuckBride got up to.

he’s really NOT the story – which is that New Labour insiders were behaving like arse-holes.

I disagree. To me that’s like saying that if you have a cold, then the sneeze is the problem than the actual virus. The Private Eye piece is pointing to a virus. That virus is the obsession with personality based journalism, and the willingness to publish unsubstantiated personality-based hatchet jobs than write about real issues. The lobby journalists are all guilty of it – which is why it encourages people like McBride and Draper to exploit the system and vice versa. They’re leeching off each other.

Staines is part of the same nexus – you don’t think people like McBride or Draper tried to use him to push their own agendas, and that others on the right won’t do the same? You think that Westminster will now somehow become a paragon of virtue now that McBride and Draper have gone? C’mon shatterface.

5. The Misguided Liberal

Looking through the Guido Fawkes archive, the post you’re referring to doesn’t seem to exist. I wonder why.

6. Shatterface

‘To me that’s like saying that if you have a cold that the sneeze is the problem than the virus’

That analogy doesn’t really work since its Guido who is the snot filled sternutation through which Westminster gossip is transmitted.

Just mop it up with a mansize Cleanex and move on.

Now, from the author of “Why Guido must be ignored, vols. 1-20″, Sunny presents Vol. 21: “Did I mention that Guido should be ignored?”
Coming soon, to a blog near you.

I can almost hear the desperation in your voice cjcjc :)

MisguidedLiberal

*Looking through the Guido Fawkes archive, the post you’re referring to doesn’t seem to exist. I wonder why.*

http://www.order-order.com/2006/11/charity-commissioners-to-re/

“Now call Guido cynical if you will, but on the day the Charity Commissioners announce their intentions, and the Telegraph articles show the press chase has begun, we learn from a deftly placed story in the government’s favourite mouthpiece, The Sun, that tragically Gordon’s son has cystic fibrosis. A good day to front-page the tragic news?”

10. organic cheeseboard

The Private Eye piece is pointing to a virus. That virus is the obsession with personality based journalism, and the willingness to publish unsubstantiated personality-based hatchet jobs than write about real issues. The lobby journalists are all guilty of it

Problem is, so are private eye…

“I can almost hear the desperation in your voice cjcjc :)

Well, you know, cjcjc might just have a point. I’ve just discovered this blog – Liberal Conspiracy – that only ever seems to publish articles about Guido Fawkes. My guess is that they’re actaully up to about Volume 50 by now. One fellow (‘Sunny Hundal’) seems particularly obsessed with the subject:

Thoughts on Damian McBride and Guido
by Sunny Hundal
April 11, 2009 at 5:26 pm
“Etc…”

Derek Draper is poisonous for the Labour party
by Sunny Hundal
April 12, 2009 at 4:51 am
“In fact, Derek Draper’s biggest mistake was to try and ape Guido Fawkes… Paul Staines regularly smeared Gordon Brown… didn’t even know enough to catch Staines out on it. This is the man to bring honesty and integrity to politics? Give us a fucking break… Sunder is right in saying the last thing Labour needs is a “red Guido”. .. We, the liberal-left, want more from our side because we aren’t anti-politics like Guido Fakwes and his ilk are…”

Blogging will only increase the sleaze – unless we stop it
by Sunny Hundal
April 12, 2009 at 4:48 pm
“It is undeniable that many within the Westminster bubble use Guido Fawkes to push their agendas… It is also undeniable that Paul Staines… Guido Fawkes isn’t about to shine a benign light on smears and false-flag operations within Westminster… Otherwise the likes of Derek Draper and Guido Fawkes…”

Hypocrisy Rules Okay
by Unity
April 13, 2009 at 12:05 pm
“As adverts for political blogging go, the whole Guido vs Draper thing… it places some much needed context on Iain and Guido’s… and Guido, for all his anti-politics shtick…”

So what’s this ‘blogosphere’ thing anyway?
by Jamie Sport
April 13, 2009 at 9:51 pm
“However, if it hadn’t been for crusading, swivel eyed, right-wing, sleaze-wallowing blogger Guido Fawkes… Fawkes – real name Paul ‘Pee’ Stains – rose to prominance (sic) in 2004 after being declared bankrupt…”

Does Iain Dale know much about blogs?
by Sunny Hundal
April 14, 2009 at 10:30 am
“Of those blogs, only Guido Fawkes gets over 100,000 visitors a month… rather than being part of a circle-jerk where the same people read Guido, Dale and CH…”

Smearing is such a nasty thing to do
by ‘Guest’
April 21, 2009 at 2:25 am
“Meanwhile, Staines also gets Osborne’s wife very angry…”

Private Eye on McBride / Guido saga
by Sunny Hundal
May 1, 2009 at 6:23 pm
“It does a great job of capturing the hypocrisy of all involved… Staines… Staines… Staines… Staines… Staines…”


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    Private Eye on the McBride / Guido Fawkes saga – http://bit.ly/LImVM – love it. sunny

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