George Galloway, Tommy Sheridan: don’t fancy yours much


9:51 am - December 28th 2010

by Dave Osler    


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George Galloway may be the most famous politician in a party called Respect. But ironically, this is not a commodity much on offer to sexually liberated women who sleep with his mates.

Thus the former MP is 100% certain that the former MSP could not have visited a swingers’ club in Manchester in the company of hackette Anvar Khan. The reason? Well, she seemingly does not meet the prerequisite standard of babeliciousness necessary before a gal can even dream of such glamorous assignations.

Galloway notes in his Daily Record blog:

Maybe [Sheridan] even cheated on his wife Gail, as fragrant and graceful a wife as any man could ever have. With Anvar Khan? But I doubt it. At least I have “reasonable doubts” about it. Which is why the verdict came as such a shock. And why I hope this verdict is appealed.

I spent the last week in a damp bed wrestling with influenza. No floozy, this was the real deal.

Burning temperature, aching bones, chest raw with coughing, hallucinatory dreams. Still, better than a week in bed with Anvar Khan.

What a minger, eh lads? And to judge by her name, she is of Muslim extraction, too! In George’s book, the dozy bint should presumably be hiding her ugly and promiscuous mug inside a burka, anyway.

The feminist rejoinder to such uncharitable observations is entirely obvious. My guess is that Ms Khan would somewhat prefer a heavy bout of life-threatening pneumonia to even five seconds in the sack with the gorgeous one.

But leaving his horrendous casual sexism aside, I still think Galloway is entirely missing the point. I speak with no personal experience of attending establishments such as Cupids, but my guess would be that patrons do not pitch up in the hope of meeting warm and loving singles with a GSOH for LTR.

At a swingers’ club, sexual partners are not carefully chosen on the basis of looks, personality or compatibility. The name of the game is to secure a conveyor-belt shag.

Now, if you are Fred or Freda Bloggs and that’s what floats your boat, nobody is going to give a fuck, if that is not entirely the wrong expression in this connection. But figures in the public eye who engage in high risk casual sexual encounters must at some level want to get caught.

If you are a well-known politician and you pay rent boys to poo in your mouth or go cruising for a gay pick-up on Clapham Common, you are obviously asking for it.

When Galloway refers to Gail Sheridan as ‘fragrant’, he is wittingly or otherwise quoting the words of a judge in a 1980s libel trial, centred on claims that Tory deputy chairman Jeffrey Archer had slept with a prostitute.

Mr Justice Caulfield told the jury:

Remember [Jeffrey’s wife] Mary Archer in the witness box. Your vision of her probably will never disappear. Has she elegance? Has she fragrance?

Has she had a happy married life? Has she been able to enjoy, rather than endure, her husband Jeffrey? Is he in need of cold, unloving, rubber-insulated sex?

Famously, the answer – as Archer’s subsequent perjury conviction underlined – was yes.

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So out of touch in his politics and his sexism. Lovely.

‘What a minger, eh lads? And to judge by her name, she is of Islamic extraction, too! In George’s book, the dozy bint should presumably be hiding her ugly and promiscuous mug inside a burka, anyway.’

Now come on. Was this written by a child?

3. Political_Animal

I think the OP may be jumping to conclusions. Galloways comments COULD be taken as referring to Anvar Khan’s looks, or, he could be referring to her previously being with the NOTW.

After all, no matter how lovely Thatcher’s ankles may have been, would you live with yourself after a week in bed with her?

After all, no matter how lovely Thatcher’s ankles may have been, would you live with yourself after a week in bed with her?

Or die a happy man…

Yet another childish, ill thought out article, I only read them as they are all so funny!

(Good Lord I’m sick.)

“And to judge by her name, she is of Muslim extraction, too! In George’s book, the dozy bint should presumably be hiding her ugly and promiscuous mug inside a burka, anyway.”

Erm, Galloway was previously married to one Dr Amineh Abu-Zayyad and later married researcher, Rima Husseini, judging by their names they’re both of Islamic extraction (Palestine and Lebanon respectively) yet to my knowledge neither of them were forced into a burka.

Having read Galloway’s post I can’t see any reference to Anzar Khan’s looks at all, just him saying that he has “reasonable doubts” that an old friend he’s known “man and boy” would have betrayed his wife. Indeed he doesn’t say that he’s “100% certain” he says explicitly that “No one knows what’s going on in other people’s bedrooms. It’s possible that the Tommy I’ve known for nearly 30 years deceived me as to his true character but I don’t think so.”

Oh, pass the vomit bag. This is reminiscent of the Battle of Kylie’s Arse where GG came over all faint in print contemplating La Dinky Diva’s rear end a while back.

GG’s disingenuous argument ignoring the appeal of dirty sex (only if it’s done right, (c) Woody Allen) for some is a mark of how thick our politicians think we are. Women lefties who don’t match GG’s high standards should start considering their position. (Cue smut — and make it good.)

Dave Osler,

this is a rather pathetic piece. Your previous one on Tommy Sheridan actually had some merit, as I acknowledged.

Surely the gist of the George Galloway’s comment is that he is disbelieving. And just going by the character of Anvar Khan, so am I.

Quite frankly the muslim and burka references exposes ignorance more than anything else. Ms Khan is of dual-heritage. Presumably one of those is biased towards latex and the other the burka?

Truly dispiriting!

“What a minger, eh lads? And to judge by her name, she is of Muslim extraction, too! In George’s book, the dozy bint should presumably be hiding her ugly and promiscuous mug inside a burka, anyway.”

What a biased, wilfully misleading article. I really hope people read the blog post in question and make their own minds up. Galloway does not say he is 100% certain of his friend’s innocence at all, in fact he implies otherwise. He doesn’t say, or imply, that we can be sure of Sheridan’s innocence because of Ms Kahn’s physical appearance. And as for saying he is an advocate of the burka, that’s not only obviously untrue but furthermore the decision to wilfully misrepresenting someone in that way is a disgraceful choice, and is completely unnecessary.

11. chris mccarron

i feel very strongly that tommy should appeal
and i hope tommy considers this matter soon

“I spent the last week in a damp bed wrestling with influenza.”

I have a real doubt hat influenza would lower its standards to that extent.

13. paul barker

Gorgeous George Galloway, Tommy Sheridan, Arthur Scargill, Gerry Healey. Is there some causal relationship between Revolutionary Socialism & vain, arrogant, mysoginist idiots, or is it simply coincidence ?

14. Hengist McStone

How do you justify the words “In George’s book, the dozy bint should presumably be hiding her ugly and promiscuous mug inside a burka, anyway.” If that’s a direct quote of GG then ok, if not then it’s wrongly attributed racism, and probly libellous too.

Oh dear Dave! I have just read this on the Lib Con’spys’ Home page:

“Our aim is to reinvigorate the liberal left in Britain through:

1. Having an intelligent conversation about liberal-left ideas and values”

This article isn’t even faintly funny – it is just scurrilous and childish. Are you sure you mailed it to the right address? It would perhaps be more at home in VIZ – but Lib Con? Intelligent conversation? The mind boggles despairingly. A joke is a joke – but sod a pantomime!
Time to think about your New Year’s Resolutions Dave – do you need any suggestions?

16. chris mccarron

george galloway this song by the beatles sounds ideal for you
GET BACK TO WHERE YOU ONCE BELONGED
IAM SURE YOU WILL
PSYCHIC CHRIS

17. Chaise Guevara

I normally enjoy your posts, Dave, unless I’m confusing you with another, but this is pretty weak stuff for the most part. Like some other commenters here, I’d be interested in your justification for saying that George Galloway thinks that Muslim women (and indeed women of Muslim extraction) should be forced to wear burkhas.

I also want to point out that it would be far easier to assert casual homophobia on your part from this: “If you are a well-known politician and you pay rent boys to poo in your mouth or go cruising for a gay pick-up on Clapham Common, you are obviously asking for it” than it would be to assert casual sexism from Galloway based on his statement quoted in the article.

18. Baying Lynch Mob

you are obviously asking for it

Poor choice of words, there. It looks suspiciously like victim-blaming.

this would be Anvar Khan, “media whore”? as in:

http://www.pickledpolitics.com/archives/393

These postings are not making sense to alternative policy for the future ? They’re just coming over as ya-boo-sucks I don’t like it inane rubbish.

21. chris mccarron

there are a few twisted minds on this site

22. George W. Potter

Another smashing article, full of intelligent and probing thoughts. Oh, wait, hang on a minute, it’s just a piece of scurrilous venomous nonsense – not quite sure how it made its way past the fine LC editors but there you go,

Seriously, this article is worthy of Jan Moir.

Asking for it? Daily Mail grade clap-trap. What on earth were the editors thinking, putting this rubbish up? Too much mulled wine & it’ll be pulled once they sober up, I should hope.

24. Andrew Coates

Look, anything that gets the goat of Galloway and Sheridan in one post has my vote.

And Dave even managed to avoid the US-cultural cringe of the word ‘gotten’.

Come on folks, let us be honest, Anvar Khan is big enough and, it really has to be said…
…ugly enough to look after herself.*

Save the political powder for defending people who actually need it

*irony never comes across in mesagge boards, but it worth a try.

“Dave Osler is a regular contributor. He is a British journalist and author, ex-punk and ex-Trot.”

So why does he sound like a homophobic, prudish, sexually repressed, stuck-up establishment stooge?

How… queer.

28. Rae Merrill

Galloway aint gonna win in Scotland. Anyone who votes for him need their head examined.

Sometimes it is reasonable to perform a sentence by sentence dissection of an article. On other occasions, it makes more sense to look at a block of words. In this case, Dave O quotes Gorgeous George:

“Maybe [Sheridan] even cheated on his wife Gail, as fragrant and graceful a wife as any man could ever have. With Anvar Khan? But I doubt it. At least I have “reasonable doubts” about it. Which is why the verdict came as such a shock. And why I hope this verdict is appealed.

I spent the last week in a damp bed wrestling with influenza. No floozy, this was the real deal.

Burning temperature, aching bones, chest raw with coughing, hallucinatory dreams. Still, better than a week in bed with Anvar Khan.”

The summary of which is “Anvar Khan”, “floozy”, “Anvar Khan”.

Dave O’s discussion about Gorgeous George’s words requires use of the irony filter. I understand that Glenda Slagg who appears in a fortnightly publication called “Private Eye” uses similar vernacular and tone.

“Gorgeous George Galloway, Tommy Sheridan, Arthur Scargill, Gerry Healey. Is there some causal relationship between Revolutionary Socialism & vain, arrogant, mysoginist idiots, or is it simply coincidence ?

Why mention Arthur Scargill with this bunch??

31. chris mccarron

george galloway will win in scotland and he wont have
to wear his burka watch this space remember bannockburn

@30 Daisy: “Why mention Arthur Scargill with this bunch??”

Autofellatio?

33. plot tracer

good article. Loads of posters here just dont get it.

I agree with 13.

Galloway is answering calls (all from england) to stand as Sheridans Jesus (the second coming) to Tommys John. The fact is, no-one on the left wants him here – as they didnt when he left.

His coming up here breaks an agreement with the SSP for Respect not to stand up here – he didnt make an agreement with Tommy sheridan he made it with the SSP.

aw well – if he does stand, lets hope the electorate kick his arse. Galloway is only coming up in order to ensure his pension is better than it is. Oh – and he is brit left – which is diametrically opposed to what Sheridan and the SSP are (can’t speak for Solidarity as it SAID it was pro-independence, but was made up with a majority of Brit left organisations such as the CWI and SWP).

I might be prepared to accept GG’s ‘verdict’ on TS and his marital fidelity or otherwise if he hadn’t been a self-confessed adulterer himself and also political friend of TS so hardly independent.

Who can ever forget Gorgeous George being unmasked over his extra-marital frolics in Greece with a colleague from War on Want at a press conference he had called. The wife at that time was his first btw and not one of the other two named by another poster.

As to appealing a jury verdict – well three words come to mind: snowball, chance, hell :)


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